He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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