Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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