In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
P.S. I can't hear my feet
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
