I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
