I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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