what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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