we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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