He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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