I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The Olympian is in my bed
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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