butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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