i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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