he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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