Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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