Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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