i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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