We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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