fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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