I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
bring money and cleavage
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
