you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we should paint friendship bongs
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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