OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
