so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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