Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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