whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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