come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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