It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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