I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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