D3 body, D1 cock
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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