Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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