East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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