I think i peed on brittanys purse
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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