your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Mom said you looked used
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
