weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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