check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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