Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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