Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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