i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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