Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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