You're completely useless in the revolution.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Are we still banned from the library?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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