Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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