When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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