He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
