friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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