The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
