Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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