"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The Olympian is in my bed
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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