what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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