I wanna bring you to show and tell
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
