Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my shit smells like andre
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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