So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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