Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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