Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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